NEWSFLASH: Public Access Pioneers Field of “Television Criticizings!”

Hello, weary traveler, and welcome to Public Access! As you may know, television criticism is a largely UNTAPPED field and as one of the FIRST on the scene my hope is to enlighten you, the Constant Reader, through a series of musings, anecdotes and what the Germans call tiefgedanken. I also hope to one day convince myself that the countless hours I’ve spent watching TV, the Friday evenings spent alone at home, the tears and broken relationships haven’t all been for naught. Will you be enlightened? Most definitely. Will I ever convince myself I’m not wasting my life? The jury’s still out, but in the meantime we should all have a lot of fun.