Downton Abbey, Star Trek: Voyager, and the Pitfalls of Success
Posted: February 19, 2012 Filed under: Downton Abbey, PBS | Tags: Anna Smith, Brendan Coyle, Dan Stevens, Downton Abbey, Elizabeth McGovern, entertainment, Hugh Bonneville, ITV, Jessica Brown Findlay, Jim Carter, Julian Fellowes, Laura Carmichael, Maggie Smith, Michelle Dockery, PBS, Rob James-Collier, Siobhan Finneran, television, TV 1 Comment »
It’s over. It’s really over. And now, the long slog to January, 2013 begins. It’s a hard life we live, us fans of these British dramas, content to produce a paltry six or seven episodes a season. But, it is the life we’ve chosen. We’ll make do. Or as the Brits say, jog on.
But despite the hiatus, I imagine there will be enough debate about Downton Abbey season 1 vs. Downton Abbey season 2 to last us a while yet. Even before the new season premiered in the US, I was reading reviews that said that this year just didn’t live up to the high standard set by the show in its freshman season. It was still great, to be sure, but it wasn’t as great. Well, after watching, I have to say the nays have it. But I wouldn’t go so far as to say that it was because of a drop in the quality of storytelling. I think that in its second year, the show just started telling a different story.
In its first season, Downton Abbey was all about contrasts. We had the rich and privileged, and then we had the people who cleaned their house and cooked their food. But the show was never going to be able to keep its premise as clean cut as that. If the Crawleys were just horrible people, content to live in their ivory towers with blinders strapped to their heads, then maybe they would have gotten away with it for a few more years. But they’re not. They’re good people. Rich and endlessly worried about arranged marriages and keeping the aristocracy intact or whatever, but also determined to do right by the people they employ. Even Maggie Smith — who may very well be the best thing about this show — the most set in her ways, lets Mr. Moseley take home the blue ribbon at the Downton Village Flower Show. So this divide between the rich and the poor was never something the show was going to be able to singularly focus on. And in season 2, a lot of those contrasts went away, and the show turned more into a soap opera. That’s not a knock against it. Soap operas can be good, too. And in the case of Downton Abbey, they’re really effing good.
(I’ll try and make this next bit as simple as possible, because even now as I’m writing it it sounds confusing to me.)
But as the show focused less on class divisions and put all its characters on more equal footing (because all their skullduggery was so inextricably wrapped around one another), it also turned Downton itself into a character by showing us how, during the war, it was used as a convalescent home. By using historical events – the sinking of the Titanic, World War I, the Influenza Pandemic — to orient viewers who may be a little thrown off by the show’s jumps in time from episode to episode, Downton Abbey isn’t only telling stories about these characters, but also giving us a history of this place. As if you’re taking a guided tour. For some, it’s a bit grander a portrayal of things. For others, the show still won’t be as good as it used to be. I came out of season 2 feeling satisfied. Your mileage will vary.
Regardless of any dissenting voices, however, I don’t think Julian Fellowes is going to feel like he has reason to right the ship going into season 3. The show’s ratings have increased since its premiere, and it’s now a huge international hit. As a matter of fact, I think there’s reason to believe the show’s success may have spooked its creators just a bit, to the point of making sure they change as little as possible about the way they tell their stories. This season of Downton suffers from what I call Star Trek Voyager Syndrome. For those who never got into that show, Star Trek: Voyager was about a starship — the titular U.S.S. Voyager — that was knocked thousands of light years away to the other side of the galaxy. It’s stuck in uncharted, sometimes very hostile territory, and it’s going to take something like 75 years to get back home. With supplies, not to mention the crew, in very limited supply, you can imagine the ship is going to take quite a beating on its way back home. Well, you’d be wrong. No matter what happened in any given week, and I mean no matter what, you could be sure that at the start of the next week’s episode, that ship was going to look like it had just rolled off the assembly line. At the end of every episode, the show hit a reset button, and every bad thing that had happened to the ship was magically undone. More than a little annoying. And really ruined whatever stakes the show may have had at its start.
Downton Abbey has got its own reset button, although they manage to hit it with a little more style than Voyager did its own. Some big things happened on the show this year. Bates’ wife came back. Matthew, Thomas, and William went off to war. Matthew loses the use of his legs. Matthew and Mary both got engaged. Cora came down with the Spanish Flu. That’s a lot to shake up the status quo. And by the end of the season, almost all of that had been swept under the rug. Mrs. Bates kills herself. Matthew, Thomas, and William come back to Downton (although William doesn’t stick around for long**). Matthew’s legs get better. Lavinia dies. Cora recovers. Mary is still engaged, but now that the show has jumped through so many hoops to free up Matthew, I can’t imagine that’s going to last much longer.
(**And I know some will point to William dying as real and lasting change. But really, does anyone give a crap about William?)
I don’t think the show needed to take a bat to everything that made it so great in the first place. I do think it spent a lot of credibility keeping everyone within arm’s length and more still when you consider the fact that in two seasons we’ve covered seven years). And I wish it would take a few more chances with its characters. If next season, Sybil and Branson get married but have found some way to stay at Downton, the show may be beyond hope as far as all that stuff goes. In the end, it’s okay. Let’s remember the show we’re talking about, and how much better it is compared to so much else out there. And, if in season 3, Matthew and Mary finally get married THEN ALL IS FORGIVEN.
The River – “Los Ciegos”
Posted: February 14, 2012 Filed under: ABC, The River | Tags: ABC, Bruce Greenwood, Daniel Zacapa, Eloise Mumford, entertainment, Joe Anderson, Leslie Hope, Los Ciegos, Oren Peli, Paul Blackthorne, Paulina Gaitan, Shaun Parkes, television, The River, Thomas Kretschmann, TV Leave a comment »
Wellll, this week’s episode was not so great. Which is kind of surprising, after the pilot showed us that The River was capable of some pretty cool stuff. And “Los Ciegnos” had some cool stuff in it, it’s just that the show doesn’t know how to present it. Mainly because at this point it’s still populated with Post-it notes with things like “hot female lead” and “hardass” written on them instead of actual characters.
And while I can deal with “hot female lead,” a few of the others kind of have me rolling my eyes. The show’s biggest repeat offender has to be Jahel, who’s comes off as the answer to the unasked question, rattling off the supernatural significance behind every twig or bug the crew steps on. What a tortured effing existence that girl must live, with those dead eyes of hers. I’ll be happy just to hear her talk about something other than magic. But judging from the show’s ratings, it’s entirely possible it will have been canceled before then.
Coming in behind Jahel is Kurt Brynildson, who handles security on the boat. You may know him as the guy with the guns who’s always glaring at everyone, who’s obviously up to no good with that sat phone he keeps stashed in his bag. If there’s a bigger mystery to what this guy is doing on the expedition, then the show should drop hints about it. I just wish he was able to do it and not come across as so one-dimensional. And if that’s as complex as some of the characters are going to be, I wish the show would give it’s subject matter due deference. This week’s episode had the gang stumbling onto land claimed (Owned? I don’t know.) by a tribe of natives called the Morcegos, or the Guardians of the Forest, while searching for Emmet. They wake up one morning to find that their camp has been visited in the night, with the tribesmen having left small altars of stones in the night. And very mysteriously, the crew begin losing their sight.
Eventually the Morcegos make their way to the Magus, pounding on the doors and windows while the blind crew cowers inside. Lena, Kurt, and A.J., the only ones unafflicted, take off into the jungle to hunt down the plant that will reverse the blindness. And this is where the episode most noticeably stumbles. Most characters in shows like these are supposed to grow, hopefully becoming better people than they were when we first met them. We learn about who they are, and then watch them as they confront and overcome their fears. So when we learn in the beginning of the episode that A.J. was a miner before becoming a cameraman, and that he had once been trapped inside a mine that had collapsed, a giant neon sign floating above him began flashing: PAY ATTENTION. And it comes as no surprise when we see him have shimmy his way underground when he finds the tree they’re looking for, after leaving Lena and Kurt for dead of course. Yes, A.J. should make the right choice, jump down that hole and get the magic plant that will give everyone their sight back. It’s just that that journey should last more than 20 minutes. But then again, I’m an English major. So what the hell do I know?
We see similar problems on the Magus, with producer Clark running out, putting himself in between the Morcegos and everyone else like a human shield. This is the guy who, just last week, was smirking to himself, rubbing his hands in anticipation as he watched that look of uncertainty wash over Lincoln’s face when he heard his father might still be alive. Sure, the revelation (it wasn’t a revelation) that he and Tess used to have something going on the side makes things a little more believable. But only a little.
The biggest problem with all of this — race-to-the-finish character development — was that the episode took its scariest element, the Morcegos, and relegated them to a few fleeting glimpses at the edges of the cameras that ship is strung up with, instead focusing on the House-style mystery of everyone going blind. And we all know the House-style mystery is really no mystery at all. There’s always some magic plant or whatever. Hopefully, going forward, the show won’t always resort to taking the easy way out. I think there’s an opportunity for a really good uber-arc about what the ultimate fate of these people is. I noticed that in the very beginning of the episode, after introducing the premise and the search for Dr. Cole, we see the words, “This is the footage they left behind…” implying that these people, too, go missing. That story is going to be a lot more interesting than those tree roots.
Luck – “Episode Three”
Posted: February 12, 2012 Filed under: HBO, Luck | Tags: David Milch, Dennis Farina, Dustin Hoffman, entertainment, Gary Stevens, HBO, Ian Hart, Jason Gedrick, John Ortiz, Kerry Condon, Kevin Dunn, Luck, Michael Mann, Nick Nolte, Ritchie Coster, television, Tom Payne, TV Leave a comment »
Luck’s first season is nine episodes long. So if we chop that up into thirds, this week’s episode marks the end of the season’s first act. So while the name of the game is still “setting things up” (sounds like a pretty crappy game), don’t expect it to last too much longer. I enjoy a little bit of downtime as much as the next guy, but I’ve got that itch. The one that says the show needs to show someone getting brutally murdered. If for no other reason than to take my mind off of Walter’s soul-crushing depression over what happened to Delphi. That stuff gets me every time.
“People make adjustments.”
At this point in the show, Ace is still working on the fringe of the action, setting up stuff that will come later. But when his parole officer sees Ace in the gym and hears that the hotel has closed it down just for him he says, “People make adjustments.” He couldn’t have been more right. Ace is a person people live in fear of. The best example of this comes when he visits the board of his company that trades stocks and makes Ace money, I guess. As soon as he marches in that room and starts barking orders, you can kind of see everyone’s sphincters instinctively clench, just waiting for him to get the hell out of there. Nathan Israel, the only one of Ace’s lackeys who may turn out to be not much of a lackey at all is the guy he takes notice of. And Ace invites Israel back to his hotel to grill him and ultimately offer him a job. There’s something I really like about the fact that Ace is a mover and a shaker, out in the world doing big things after being locked up for three years. But every time he hooks up with Gus he turns into just another old guy, taking the piss with everyone he comes in contact with. The two of them falling asleep while talking to each other at the end of the day isn’t really doing much to help things.
Serenity Now
One of the things I love about David Milch is illustrated really well in the opening credits of that great cop drama, NYPD Blue. In the middle of this loud, clanging drum beat, everything gets quiet and we hear these very calming synthesized strings and, I don’t know, an oboe or something. What I’ve always taken from that is that in the middle of all the craziness we’re seeing on screen, there are moments of great beauty, when everything else just kind of falls away. We saw the same thing this week with the four shitbirds, after they buy Mon Gateau from Mulligan. After Turo runs down this laundry list of expenses (it turns out owning a horse costs a lot of money), Renzo asks if they can pet him. Now, I know I’m taking this way overboard, but there’s this sense that walking up to this animal and petting him is some sort of cleansing ritual. Almost like its innocence rubs off in some small way on those who surround it. Even Turo drops his hardass act for a few minutes to watch, and hands them all carrots to feed the horse, telling them all to make sure and keep their hands open when they give them to him. It was a nice moment. But of course, it could never last, and it isn’t long before Marcus is calling everyone an asshole and Jerry’s back at the poker tables, losing money to Chan.
Obligatory Deadwood Reference
It’s only now, six years after Deadwood’s gone off the air, that I realize how truly unique its dialogue was. And six years on, we see that Milch hasn’t completely been able to shake off that voice. In a way, Walter is this show’s Swearengen; the old man who’s given to spontaneous monologuing, either when he’s alone or in front of an audience who can’t really respond to him (just replace the whores with horses (and yes I realize what a cute turn of phrase that was (don’t worry I’m going to kill myself))). This week we hear him rehearsing his pitch to Rosie, asking her to come back to Arcadia to ride Gettin’ Up Morning, after turning her down when she asked after the job in last week’s episode. Then, Walter was all about Ronnie Jenkins riding the horse, but after taking a fall in a race and breaking his collarbone, he’s out and Rosie’s in. Which I suppose is just as well, as we see Ronnie take to DRUGS to deal with the pain.
Men, Amirite?
It’s funny, the things that will humanize a character. Turo Escalante is obviously a mid-level player at the track. He shows deference to people like Ace and Gus, while thumbing his nose at everyone else. But in this week’s episode, we get a a chance to see the man at home. See where he spends his free time. And then we see Jo, the woefully underused vet from the track, and hear Turo utter those four words that really put us inside his head, let us know who he is: “Want to do it?” He’s a person. He wants what I want. It turns out there’s a little bit of Turo in all of us.
The Walking Dead – “Nebraska”
Posted: February 12, 2012 Filed under: AMC, The Walking Dead | Tags: AMC, Andrew Lincoln, Chandler Riggs, entertainment, Frank Darabont, Glen Mazzara, Jeffrey DeMunn, Jon Bernthal, Laurie Holden, Nebraska, Norman Reedus, Robert Kirkman, Sarah Wayne Callies, Steven Yeun, television, The Walking Dead, TV Leave a comment »
The Walking Dead has improved by leaps and bounds since its debut in 2010, although getting from there to here has been a bit of a rocky road. The end of season one left kind of a bad taste in my mouth, seemingly leaving behind the characterization which has been a hallmark of the comic series in favor of the Lost-style mystery that in the end, will never be a satisfying story.**
(**Now hear me out. Lost taking six years to explore the ins and outs of what the island was, why the island was, and why Jack, Kate, and everyone else had been brought there was interesting because there was an actual mystery to explore. And the answers to that mystery would inform the characters’ lives and the decisions they made once they got off it (the ones who got off it). There’s no mystery on The Walking Dead. There was a virus. It may have been created on purpose, or it may have been created naturally, like that weird pig-bat thing on Contagion. But beyond that, what else is there? Also, who cares? There is no life after the plague, that we’ll see in this show, anyway. Everyone’s dead. Hopes of some survivor oasis evaporate almost as quickly as they appear (tonight, we learned that Fort Bennington had been overrun by “lamebrains”). So, episodes like “TS-19″ seem like mostly buildup with very little payoff. You see what I’m saying? I’m glad we were able to spend this time together.)
Season two has seen a huge jump in quality. The way I see the show now, it’s standing right at that line between great and just really good. “Pretty Much Dead Already,” the show’s mid-season finale, was great. But the show’s still got some splainin’ to do for the first half of the season. The payoff hasn’t really justified the amount of time we’ve spent on Herschel’s farm (although it was a really good payoff), so I’m hoping the show moves on and still keeps up the quality of these past few episodes.
“Nebraska” picks up right where “Pretty Much Dead Already” left off — Sophia dead, the smoke still rising from the barrel of Rick’s gun — and concerns itself almost entirely with the aftermath of Shane’s Great Zombie Massacre. With his wife now well and truly dead, Herschel takes off to an old bar he used to frequent in his wilder, rowdier days, turning to that brownest of the brown liquors to help dull the pain. But not before telling Rick and co. — in true old man fashion — to get the hell off his lawn. Now things between Rick and Shane look like they’re really going to blow up. Rick’s still concerned with making nice. Herschel, crazy old man he may be, still owns the farm and was nice enough to let Rick and everyone else stay on it. Shane sees the entire thing as having put the group in danger.**
(**Although I’m not really sure of what. Yes, they were all camped out right next to a barn full of walkers. And there was always a risk that they’d break out and wreak all sorts of havoc. But what’s new? Another one of Shane’s complaints was that the group wasted time looking for Sophia when they could have been on the road to Fort Bennington. But as we learn later, it’s been overrun. So, you could make the case that Rick’s bleeding heart kept the group safer than they would have been otherwise. Just sayin’.)
So while Rick goes off with Glenn to bring Herschel back to the farm, the job of getting rid of the dead is left to Shane, T-Dog, and Andrea. And Dale is there, too. Slinking around in the shadows. Telling Lori that he can’t prove it, but he’s pretty sure Shane shot Otis and used him as bait so he could get away from the walkers. Which as it turns out is right on the money. Who knows where that’ll go. Characters in these sorts of shows have an uncanny knack for taking huge revelations like that and putting them completely out of their minds to focus on some other stupid thing. And what Lori chooses to focus on in this case is truly stupid. Rick’s gone out to get Herschel. But he’s just taking too long, so Lori sets out to bring Rick and Herschel back. We’ll go ahead and chalk this one up to PREGNANT HORMONES. Although how much longer those will afflict her is unclear, since the first thing she does after getting out on the road is smash right into a walker a flip her car over. In these past few episodes, Lori was worried about bringing another child into this brave new world**, but I think there’s a good chance the entire thing is going to turn out to be a nonstarter.
(**Sorry for all these asides. It’s just that I’m so full of feelings right now. Anyway, part of the reason Lori’s so nervous about having another kid is that she sees the effect their situation is having on Carl. She gets all spooked when he tells her that Rick made the right decision, shooting Sophia. That he would have done the same thing given the chance. I can understand her being upset at the whole thing, but what does she expect? In a world where shooting/bludgeoning people in the head has become a commonplace thing, you’ve got to expect that the kids you’re raising are gonna have a few problems.)
After Rick and Glenn find Herschel (that was easy) and listen to the man lament what an idiot he’s been this entire time, they’re met by two fellow travelers (PLAYED BY MICHAEL RAYMOND-JAMES FROM TERRIERS and some fat guy no one cares about). Now, you know things with these guys are going to go south right from the start, but it’s all over much faster than I thought it’d be, and gave Rick a chance to show the world that he isn’t all hugs and sunshine with every survivor they come across who’s got a sad story to tell. This sequence, and the one right after it, with Shane and the other burning the pile of dead walkers, was a lot moodier than a lot of what we’ve seen on the show so far. This batch of episodes were done well after Frank Darabont had left the show, so I’m wondering if this is EP Glen Mazzara’s (a Shield alum) influence on the show rearing its head. If so, more please. A big part of this show is always going to be these people’s decline. Their slow, gradual breakdown in the face of the apocalypse. It ought to look really cool while it’s playing out onscreen.
The River – “Magus/Marbeley”
Posted: February 7, 2012 Filed under: ABC, The River | Tags: ABC, Bruce Greenwood, Daniel Zacapa, Eloise Mumford, entertainment, Joe Anderson, Leslie Hope, Magus, Marbeley, Oren Peli, Paul Blackthorne, Paulina Gaitan, Shaun Parkes, television, The River, Thomas Kretschmann, TV Leave a comment »
I enjoyed The River — ABC’s new horror/found footage/thriller/docudrama from Paranormal Activity director Oren Peli — almost in spite of myself. I think a big part of that was that I wasn’t watching it in a theater filled with idiot 13-year olds, laughing, throwing popcorn and Twittering each other. Another part of it was that, for all its problems — and The River’s got its share — the show just works.
This is kind of ironic for a few reasons. But before we get to that, let’s start at the beginning. In the distant past. 2004, when ABC premiered Lost. For all the joy that show brought into our lives, its success kind of turned into the bane of our existence. Serialized mysteries — in the vain of Twin Peaks — became the hot new thing, and we, the unlucky viewer, drew the short straw at the bukkake party as networks through show after show right in our face. Well, as it turned out, that Lost magic was a hard thing to recreate, and how many of those other shows to we even remember the names of?
The reasons for this are many. But two big ones are a focus on the show’s central mystery over its characters, or a premise that really doesn’t lend itself to a show that’s going to last six or seven seasons. And now we have The River, which is attempting to cash in on the whole serialized thing as well as the found footage craze, which Oren Peli brought back from the brink in 2007 with Paranormal Activity. The show follows Dr. Emmet Cole, who along with his wife Tess and son Lincoln starred for 22 years as the host of a Discovery Channel-style nature documentary show called The Undiscovered Country. While sailing the Amazon River, Cole and his ship go missing, and after six months of searching he’s given up for dead. That’s the end of the story, until the beacon on Cole’s ship goes off, and Tess tries mounting a rescue expedition. Cole’s network agrees to foot the bill, under one condition: Lincoln has to go along and the network gets complete access to the both of them, filming the entire thing for a new show. Cool, huh? Well, potentially.
In tonight’s pilot, there’s (understandably) a lot of setup for a show lasting six or seven years. And even though it’s kind of necessary, it also kind of works against it. Since there’s so little time to get into any sort of character-building, everyone stays inside their stereotype. Tess, confronted with the possibility that her husband is still alive, almost drags Lincoln with her to South America. Lincoln, of course, thinks the whole thing’s a bad idea and wants to put the whole ordeal behind him. The others we meet offer little else. The producer and his cameraman BFF are concerned only with… you guessed it, Frank Stallone producing the show and “getting the shot.” We’re also introduced to Lena Landry (played by Eloise Mumford) — whose father was with Cole and also went missing on that fateful voyage — because, you know, sexual tension.
Once everyone gets on the river and finds Cole’s ship, they find a stockpile of tapes showing Cole (who is never not being filmed I guess) getting into all sorts of voodoo witchcraft. Walking on water, breaking bread with shaman witch doctors and running from evil spirits killing his crew. Tess, Lincoln, et al vow to go through every one of them and follow every last clue until they’ve found Cole. I have a feeling they’re only gonna have time for about one a week.
So, why, despite all this, do I think the show may still have a shot? Well, it’s still kind of hard to nail down. The Amazon River is a great setting for a show like this, and the subject matter — the magic and voodoo craziness of South America — does feel original. And in tonight’s second episode, we get a feel for what the actual series is going to be like. It’s an approach that lends itself well to the found footage format, as long as you’re willing to believe that everything and everyone on that boat are mic’d and have cameras on them at all times. It is what it is. I’m hoping that like all the faux-documentaries out there (The Office, Modern Family), it’ll eventually fade into the background. For now though, it’s a good way to get in a few scares, so there’s a little give and take.
The show’s still got some work to do. But there’s something there that could turn out to be pretty good. Whether or not people will stick around and wait for that to develop is another question. For all its success, I think Lost kind of screwed things up for shows like it that came later. People don’t have the patience for storylines that take years to play out they way they did for Lost and other shows (really only Battlestar Galactica). After about 40 minutes my wife bailed out. So The River could turn out to be just another floating carcass, banging up against Lost’s hull. Or it could be a hit. In any case, I imagine we’ll have a moderate amount of fun finding out which it’ll be.
Luck – “Episode Two”
Posted: February 6, 2012 Filed under: HBO, Luck | Tags: David Milch, Dennis Farina, Dustin Hoffman, entertainment, Gary Stevens, HBO, Ian Hart, Jason Gedrick, John Ortiz, Kerry Condon, Kevin Dunn, Luck, Michael Mann, Nick Nolte, Ritchie Coster, television, Tom Payne, TV Leave a comment »
Hmm… It may turn out that Luck is a tough nut to crack. The aptly named “Episode Two” was much more concerned with the nuts and bolts of worldbuilding than the pilot. And while there was a race for us to watch, it didn’t have the same emotional umpf as the Pick Six in last week’s premiere. But, I will not be deterred. I’m willing to sit down at the show’s knee and learn… if it’ll let me.
Comin’ Up Aces (Bernstein)
We learned a lot about Dustin Hoffman this week, including why he went to prison and his plans to turn the Santa Anita racetrack into a gambler’s paradise. And if there was anything for me to glom onto, this whole side of things was definitely it. Hopefully you all stuck around to watch the “This Season On Luck…” promo HBO ran after the pilot. When I saw that Mike, whose cocaine Ace was found in possession of and went to jail for, was played by Michael Gambon, I got up and saluted the British flag (or whatever the hell they do there), and ate a steak and kidney pie. During Ace’s little sit-down with Ted Levine, who’ll always be Buffalo Bill to me, we also saw the amount of deference these guys give him. Although, after his shirt-ripping ‘roid rager last week, can we really blame them? Maybe they sense a regime change coming.
Come Again?
What the hell is Turo Escalante saying? I get what he was trying to do with Mon Gateau: trying to drag down people’s expectations by entering him in the claiming race with bandaged ankles. But I’m still trying to figure out how he plays in to the bigger picture. He’s a hardcase, but ultimately comes across as someone who takes his marching orders from people like Ace. He’s a smart guy, but unlike Ace, who you can tell sees the chess board five or six moves down the road, Escalante sometimes takes stupid risks he shouldn’t. He spent years working with Mon Gateau and lost him in the end. I think. I’m still waiting on the subtitles.
The More Things Change…
They were degenerate gamblers before, and they’re degenerate gamblers now. After winning the Pick Six, Marcus, Jerry, Renzo, and Lonnie go right back to doing the same old thing. Staying in dirty hotels and eating in dirty diners. Jerry takes his share of the winnings and starts blowing it at the poker tables. Lonnie almost gets himself killed by two women trying to collect on an insurance policy they had taken out on him. Marcus yells at everyone, stopping occasionally to suck down oxygen. And in the middle of all this, Renzo is going around, looking for ways to keep the band together. His idea is for the four of them to go in as co-buyers on Mon Gateau. Which they ultimately lose to… W. Earl Brown! Well, if you’ve got to lose to someone, might as well be him. Here’s hoping the show finds an excuse to bring him back. Maybe have him call someone “Crop Ear” and cut their throat. Anyway, the gamblers. After Marcus acts like a complete dick and sends everyone running off to their separate corners, we find them all back in the same motel parking lot, scrambling to get a bleeding and broken Lonnie off the ground and into a room. No surprise. People like this are incapable of staying away from each other for too long. You get the feeling that years from now, when Ace and Gus and Turo are long gone, these guys will still be there. Chain-smoking and calling each other assholes.
It’s Marley and Me All Over Again
If Turo’s tomfoolery with Mon Gateau and the mechanics of the claiming race were a little hard to decipher, Nick Nolte’s explanation of what happened to Delphi, the father of Gettin’ Up Morning, how he was killed for a $30 million insurance policy was the complete opposite. Dogs, horses, whatever, this stuff kills me. If I had been waking up, day in and day out, for years on end with that rolling around in my head, I imagine my voice would sound something like his. I was sorry to see that despite her asking, Nolte still passed Rosie over for Ronnie for that spot in the afternoon races. Nolte — I’ll start calling him Walter — talks about what it was like hearing Delphi’s bones breaking, but what about Rosie’s heart?
All of This Has Happened Before, and All of It Will Happen Again
As you may have heard, HBO renewed Luck for a second season two days after the pilot aired. Even though the show’s ratings weren’t stellar, I don’t think this move came as a surprise to anyone. First, great ratings don’t hurt, but they aren’t HBO’s business. It’s all about word-of-mouth and critical acclaim, which the show is getting its fair share of. Second, HBO wants to be in business with Dustin Hoffman and Michael Mann (to say nothing of David Milch). After The Sopranos and Deadwood went away, there was a period in which the network wasn’t doing anything too extraordinary, but now, with shows like Games of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Luck, and True Blood (which is a ratings-grabber for the network), and all the names those shows bring with them, I think HBO has reclaimed its spot as the go-to place for good drama (sorry, AMC).
I Finally Watched Touch
Posted: February 6, 2012 Filed under: FOX, Touch | Tags: Danny Glover, David Mazouz, entertainment, FOX, Gugu Mbath-Raw, Kiefer Sutherland, television, Tim Kring, Touch, TV Leave a comment »
As someone who’s worked with autistic children, I can speak firsthand to the challenges they face every day, the kindness of those who live with and teach them, and the utter dread that stabs through our hearts once we realize they’ve developed superpowers and want to enslave the planet.
Unfortunately, Touch, the latest from Heroes creator Tim Kring (who’s on thin ice after that whole thing), isn’t that exciting. There are no hordes of autistic children, attacking humanity with their telekinetic powers and vast knowledge of obscure baseball statistics. Instead, Touch continues the proud tradition of shows like Touched by an Angel, Highway to Heaven, and Quantum Leap. That is: there are a lot of people out there, and most of them are depressed or poor or something. And our main character(s), in this case Jake (played by David Mazouz) and his father Martin (Sutherland), go around, donating their time and not an inconsiderable amount of disposable income bringing them together, feeling their pain, and solving their problems. It’s noble work. And to be honest, I’m glad shows like Touch still make it on the air. They bring some sort of karmic balance to a universe full of shows that mostly cater to a bunch of cynical jerks. I just wish that shows like these weren’t so damn innacurate.
Are Touch and its ilk emotionally manipulative? Sure they are. They’re supposed to be. But isn’t there a way to portray these characters as anything other than baseline caricatures? I have to think there is. And unfortunately, this is a problem that runs through Touch from stem to stern, not only with the hapless souls we’re introduced to every week, but also its main characters. Jake Bohm is autistic and sees patterns in everything. At one point in the pilot, Danny Glover hands Kiefer Sutherland a sheet of paper covered in numbers and asks him what he sees. When Sutherland says all he sees are the numbers, Glover says, “When Jake looks at this he sees the entire universe.” And we’re off to the races. Television has a bad habit of portraying autistic kids as a race of preadolescent supermen, and Touch isn’t doing much to help the stereotype. Sutherland, plays the typical single underwater dad, working crap jobs to support his son and make ends meet. He loves him dearly and the fact that they can’t connect on any meaningful level is one of the greatest tragedies of his life. He’d do anything to protect him, but things spiral out of his control when the city’s forced to call Child Protective Services after Jake climbs up a cell tower. Clea Hopkins, Jake’s CPS caseworker (played by Gugu Mbath-Raw) comes over and BEFORE SHE’S EVEN THROUGH THE DOOR is telling Martin to put Jake in care facility. And this father who loves his son, would do anything for him, after about five minutes is all, “Bake him away, toys.” Wait. What?
Of course, Jake isn’t going to spend the series stuck in a Boys’ Home. Things are set up this way simply to get our female lead into the picture. And now that we’ve got our home base taken care of, we can get into the nitty-gritty of the show. Spoilers follow. Because Jake is autistic, he sees patterns in EVERYTHING. He’s 11 years old and doesn’t talk, but in a voice-over monologue he takes the time to educate us all about ancient Chinese myths about how everyone in the world is connected to everyone they’ll ever cross paths with by string or destiny or something. And the pilot takes a few of these people and spends a good chunk of time showing us who they are and what problems they’re facing. We meet a woman who wants to launch a singing career, a kid in Iraq trying to buy an oven for his parents, a 9/11 survivor, a couple of Japanese escorts, and a man who’s trying to chase down some pictures of his dead daughter. Okay. Now, this is why I hate them (and to be fair, the show’s got a lot to do in 42 minutes, so this isn’t completely their fault)… the 9/11 survivor has for some reason left his family and has spent the last 10 years playing the same lottery numbers over and over again. Why would he do this? Guilt? At the end of the show he calls his wife and says he wants to come back home. Why did he leave in the first place? What’s the lottery got to do with anything? Well, it turns out that on 9/11, this man carried Martin’s wife out of one of the towers after it got hit. He abondoned her, telling himself she was dead, but has lived the past decade second-guessing himself, wondering if he could have done more. As you may have guessed, those lottery numbers he’s been playing end up paying off, and he scores big. And he thinks that the woman he couldn’t quite save would want him to donate the money to charity. It all makes a sort of sense, I guess. But I have the sneaking suspicion that lottery numbers were introduced because Jake is autistic, and he likes numbers. Phone numbers also figure prominently in this show, so go figure.
As for the other characters, the man chasing the pictures of his daughter is losing his mind because the ONLY PICTURES HE HAS OF HIS DAUGHTER ARE ON HIS CELL PHONE. So we’re treated to plenty of scenes of him, calling his lost cell phone, looking pensive and dancing around why he needs it back. You see, after losing it, people have been mailing it around the world, snapping pictures and recording all sorts of stuff with it, because that’s apparently a thing that you do. Whatever. I don’t get kids. Anyway, a friend of the singer records her singing before sending the phone off to Japan, where it’s stolen by one of the escorts, who sees the video and wants to start a fan club based solely off some shitty video shot in a bar. The phone ends up being used in Iraq as the detonator in a suicide vest by the kid looking for an oven, because ovens are expensive and if he blows himself up a group of terrorists will make sure his baker parents are taken care of. The singer, who works in a call center, calls the phone right before the bomb goes off while she’s trying to help the guy who lost it track it down. And it just turns out he sells restaurant supplies and can get the kid’s parents an oven. To top everything off, he’s in Japan on business, wandering through a park when the two escorts start playing the singer’s video on a giant Jumbotron, which for some reason starts playing the guy’s pictures of his daughter over the music as a slideshow, which in itself doesn’t make sense because the kid in Iraq had the phone and what the hell is going on here?
Soooo, my problem is that these people, while in a few cases having legitimate connections to each other, feel mostly like they’ve been hammered into place. They’re connected to each other because the show needs them to be, so as long as we make it to the act break and things haven’t completely fallen apart, who cares how we got there?
The episode has a happy ending. The guy gets the pictures of his daughter, and taken back in by his wife for some reason. The singer’s video gets thrown up on YouTube and goes totes viral. The kid in Iraq doesn’t blow himself up and gets the oven for his parents. And I assume the terrorists seek no reprisals against him for ruining their plans. The 9/11 survivor gets the absolution he was looking for, etc. etc. etc. And at the end of the episode, Jake’s back on top of the cell tower, writing down another phone number that will lead to another group of people he, Martin, and Clea are supposed to help. I predict the show will go on for at least 10 seasons.
Why am I not looking forward to those 10 seasons? Well, not each episode can be some smarmy love-fest in which everyone gets exactly what they’re looking for. And I don’t think EVERY one will be. Just most of them. And I have a bad feeling that most of these episodes will be stand-alone. For a show about patterns and the interconnectedness of everything, I’d like to see some unifying arc emerge. But above all that, it’s going to be a slog putting together a story like this once a week. Jake reminds us that there are almost 8 billion people in the world, but I can guarantee there aren’t nearly as many ideas swirling around inside that writers room, and I wonder how long it’ll be before these tertiary characters begin to feel repetitive. Heroes was into its second season before we all woke up and realized what a horrible show it was. If Touch goes downhill, I don’t think it’ll take us that long to realize it.
Coming Soon: Game of Thrones season 2
Posted: January 31, 2012 Filed under: Game of Thrones, HBO | Tags: D.B. Weiss, David Benioff, Emilia Clarke, entertainment, Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin, HBO, Jack Gleeson, Jason Momoa, Kit Harington, Lena Heady, Maisie Williams, Mark Addy, Michelle Fairley, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Peter Dinklage, Richard Madden, Sean Bean, Sophie Turner, television, TV 1 Comment »HBO aired a new trailer for the upcoming season of Game of Thrones last night, which I’m pretty sure the network is going to try and rework into The Peter Dinklage Show. This season looks like it’s shaping up to be pretty good, but this trailer is disturbingly lacking in boobs and gratuitous sex, so we’ll have to wait until April to know for sure.
Luck – “Pilot”
Posted: January 30, 2012 Filed under: HBO, Luck | Tags: David Milch, Dennis Farina, Dustin Hoffman, entertainment, Gary Stevens, HBO, Ian Hart, Jason Gedrick, John Ortiz, Kerry Condon, Kevin Dunn, Luck, Michael Mann, Nick Nolte, Ritchie Coster, television, Tom Payne, TV Leave a comment »
There invariably comes a time, while watching movies like Rango or playing video games like Battlefield 3 where we say, “They’re almost there.” It’ll only be a few years before we can’t tell the difference between what we’re seeing on the screen and real life. It’ll only be a few years before this sort of media won’t be able to look any better. It’ll be as real and lifelike as it can ever get. To a certain extent, the same applies to TV shows. Despite the ungodly amount of shit we see on our screens, we are living in a sort of golden age when it comes to television.
But unlike computer animated lizards or soldiers blowing each other up, television’s golden age is much farther along. This isn’t only about moving away from your typical procedurals (YES there’s room for both, you bastards) and toward more character-driven shows, but shows that take entire seasons to pay off. Shows that are built more like novels than they are TV shows, sometimes going off on tangents just to give us a better idea of who these people are. And in discovering that, helping us to see beauty and meaning in the mundane, without having to worry about cliffhangers coming every ten minutes to keep us in our seats through the commercial breaks. Shows that are meant to be experienced almost as much as they’re meant to be watched. And despite offerings like Real Sex, G String Divas, and Dane Cook’s Tourgasm, HBO is kind of leading the charge.
Two writers — David Milch and David Simon — broke new ground with these sorts of shows with Deadwood and The Wire, and those shows paved the way for Luck and Treme, but since we’re talking about Luck here, I’ll try and only talk about Luck**.
(**I have a lot of feelings about Treme — a lot of problems, too — that I’ll talk about at another time. But despite my problems with it, it’s the only other show I can think of that approaches what Milch has done with Luck, or at least tries to.)
I suppose there’s a fear out there that Luck, entrenched in the world of horse racing, isn’t going to be accessible to the typical Philistine viewer. And that’s true. There comes a point where all the Pick Six stuff goes over your head and you have to just kind of go with it. Still, I think the show offers enough for everyone to relate to. At its heart — and after only one episode maybe it’s too early to say — I think Luck is a show about people who the world’s passed by. From Dustin Hoffman’s Ace Bernstein, who’s just come off a three-year prison stretch to Nick Nolte as a grizzled (I think I’m the first person to use that word) ex-trainer who’s still trying to live down the death of one of his horses. Those things, coupled with the always-half-empty Santa Anita racetrack lend to this feeling that while there may be better days ahead, the days behind us were pretty damn good, too. And by the time we get to the pilot’s final race, there comes a moment where we can feel the sun on our face, feel the chill in the air and link it to some past memory, something we miss. Even if racing isn’t your thing, I imagine we’ll all have some passing interest in it by the time the first season’s over.
Of course, this show wouldn’t be a fifth of what it is if it weren’t for the people behind it; that perfect storm of David Milch (please be seated), Michael Mann and Dustin Hoffman. There’s not much we can say about Milch that hasn’t been said already. It’s only been a few short years since John from Cincinnati crashed and burned, and Deadwood’s premature death still hurts, so we’re happy to have him back. But in a lot of ways, Michael Mann is the one who brings the show to life. When we come to that final race at the end of the pilot, it’s him who breathes life into something most of us have little to no experience with, making us realize only once it’s all over that we’ve been sitting on the edge of our seats, our hands covering our mouths the entire time. Dustin Hoffman is as good as he’s ever been, but in this first episode, coming out of prison the way he is, he’s still trying to get his feet under him. Right now he’s kind of orbiting the racetrack, trying to work his way back into that world. His best moments are still to come.
There’s a lot going on here, and if you’ve seen the preview for the rest of the season you know that eventually it’s going to get pretty heavy. But, being David Milch and HBO, you also know it’s going to be a slow burn. And because things here in the pilot are only just getting set up, it’s best to watch the show once and enjoy it before you start to analyze things. There’s a lot here that could turn people away, but I think there’s a feeling about this show, and shared experience that could really bring people in.
Author’s note: I make no apologies for being a David Milch apologist. One episode in and I already love this show. My first draft of this review said only: THE BEST, scrawled in crayon on a picture of Dustin Hoffman and a horse. I’ll try and be more objective in the future, but no promises.
Justified – “The Gunfighter” or, “How Raylan Got His Groove Back”
Posted: January 19, 2012 Filed under: FX, Justified | Tags: Elmore Leonard, entertainment, FX, Joelle Carter, Justified, Natalie Zea, Nick Searcy, television, Timothy Olyphant, TV, Walton Goggins 1 Comment »
A lot’s happened in Harlan, Kentucky since last we saw our intrepid hero. Well, not much has happened, actually. Which is just as well, since aside from Margo Martindale showing up out of nowhere and stealing our hearts as Mags Bennet, matriarch of the Bennet clan, there’s not much we remember. It’s been three weeks since Raylan was shot, and he’s spent that time trying to recuperate. Spending hours down at the shooting range, shooting everyone but the target, then giving the empty room the shifty eye, making sure no one’s around to see how off his game he is. But whether Raylan’s shooting bullseyes or nothing at all, it’s just nice to have Justified back in our lives.
This was a show that really tried catering to the casual viewer in its first season. While those first few episodes focused on the bad guy of the week, the show eventually threw all that stuff out about halfway through the season to focus on a more serialized story it had quietly been laying track for in the background, focusing on the fight between Raylan and Boyd we all knew was coming. It turns out that Justified the serial was way better than Justified the procedural, and it’s been a happy marriage ever since.
“The Gunfighter” set up another long arc we’ll see play itself out over the course of the season. This time the baddy is being played by Neal McDonough, Hollywood’s favorite albino, best remembered for his role as that guy who died in Star Trek: First Contact. What’s interesting about his character is, well, we don’t really know. At this point we just see him as that all-knowing, all-powerful businessman. He has connections, money, and BIG plans for Harlan County. And with his smooth talk, ruthlessness, and crazy James Bond gun up his sleeve, Raylan looks to have met his match.
Just as interesting, maybe even more so, is the man McDonough’s character is Fletcher “Icepick” Nicks — who you may recognize as professional dick Joey Quinn from Dexter — another shadowy underworld type set on Raylan’s trail. Nicks makes the mistake of so many TV bad guys before him: not killing his victims right at the start. He’s got a game he likes to play, setting his gun down between him and whoever he’s come to kill, counting down from 10, giving them the chance to go for it, right before stabbing their hand with an icepick, taking the gun and shooting them in the head. Rookie mistake, and it doesn’t work on Raylan. When confronted with the game, Raylan simply pulls the table cloth, and the gun, toward him and shoots Nicks in the chest. I honestly don’t know if it killed him. I hope not, because I’d like to see him come back at some point in the season. Although I guess the only way he could do that now would be from prison. Hmm.
Anyway, Raylan, his manhood confirmed, is ready to get down to business. F*** this bleeding hole in his side. He’s got bad guys to catch.
There was something special about Margo Martindale on this show that we may never see again, but McDonough — and Icepick, if he sticks (R.I.P. COMEDY) around — look like they’re going to deliver a story as good as anything we’ve seen on the show so far. After only one episode, things are still a little murky, but after two seasons, I think we can trust the show to deliver the goods.
And let’s not forget that McDonough and whatever he’s doing is only half of the show. Walton Goggins is back for more, which is as it should be. After throwing Raylan through a glass window for not handing over Dickie Bennet to him last season, he’s sent to big house to wreak all sorts of havoc. Boyd’s fight with Raylan may have been a little over the top, just trying to get the character back in prison. But if being back in jail means Boyd will get to spend some more time with Dewey Crowe, I can look past it.
And of course, the women. Natalie Zea (my old girlfriend) is pregnant. And I doubt she’ll approve of Raylan running all over the state, getting shot in the stomach. And how many times can a girl be taken hostage before she gets the hell out of that relationship? Ava’s back, too, taking the reigns of Boyd’s fledgling and maybe-over-before-it’s-begun weed business. As much as I love these ladies, it sometimes seems like the show keeps them around just to class up the joint. They both had more interesting things to do last season than they did in season one, so hopefully that trend will continue.
I’m sure there’s some chess metaphor that applies to all the pieces the show is setting up right now, but it doesn’t really seem to apply for a show set in Kentucky. So… a hootenanny? A hootenanny. And hard apple cider. Nothing? Nevermind.
I won’t be reviewing Justified every week. But I’ll be poking my head in a few times this season to see how things are shaping up.
My One Gripe With This Episode:
- DOES THE ENTIRE EFFING PLANET KNOW ABOUT TOMMY BUCKS???!!!
